(via insects-humanrace)
i do not know how to properly articulate just how grateful i am to have alex in my life
so
this will have to do
- Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
- Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
Alex and I got Chinese takeout last night and these were our vastly contrasting fortune cookies which I for some reason found completely hysterical
man, eyes are just great aren’t they?
and lips,
and cheeks,
and hands,
and…everything
oooooooooh i’m so excited
gonna go over to alex’s and spend the night and watch korra cuz he was working this morning and missed it and also hair (the movie) and stuff
and then shove off for kings dominion first thing in the morning to get there when it opens
:DDDDDD JOY
it’s ~boy band weekend~ on the local top 40 station because of some btr promotion giveaway thing and
i learned something about alex today through this
namely, that he believes the backstreet boys are better than *NSYNC
sir, you are
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Artist:
Album:
Track:
27 plays
CAN’T
BREATHE
DKA;SFJKSLA;F
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Why do boys do dumb things??
oh, okay alex
say you’re gonna go get some sleep because you haven’t done so in three days
sign off skype
and then get on tumblr
i see how it is
tagged by lily….okay here goes
Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and then link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
