Look what I fished out of the closet!
For those who were fortunate enough not to know me in high school, I bought these for $15 at hot topic and wore then to school from time to time and also used them for the saddest attempt at a gothic Lolita costume, like, EVER.
They are surprisingly comfortable and easy to walk in and they make my legs look fucking incredible (when standing, as opposed to this awkward position i’m in to take the photo), but they are going right back into the depths of my closet right the fuck now.
4th of july
must serve captain america cocktails
and blow shit up
alcohol and fireworks
what could possibly go wrong!!!
— a text from jasmine
Jasmine, you are the first photo on my new phone. Feel special.
tagged by lily….okay here goes
Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and then link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
- shabnam: IDK BRO
- shabnam: YOU SEEM TO BE OVERREACTING IS ALL
- jasmine: I'm gonna go jump off my roof.
i was looking for a certain picture
and in the process found another one that i’d completely forgotten about
and it caught me off guard
and i just laughed for like ten minutes remembering that moment
daksld;fjka;f god
fuckin’ memories, man
^ this was taken immediately after the girl on the right grabbed the guy on the left’s junk by accident somehow and she was in the middle of being audibly surprised at how big his package was while he was doubled over in a combination of pain and surprise and god it was HILARIOUS FUCK
In the great tradition of the American homecoming dance and prom, I bring you a mix of songs that you’ll remember being dry humped or dry humping to if you were in junior high or high school from the late ’90s to mid ’00s. Maybe you were grinding to it regardless of whether or not your AP biology teacher was shaking her head disapprovingly at you. Just put your back into it, ok?
- Grindin’ by Clipse
- Let Me Blow Ya Mind by Eve and Gwen Stefani
- Hey Ma by Cam’Ron, Toya, Freekey Zeekey, Juelz Santana
- Right Thurr by Chingy
- Got Your Money by Ol’ Dirty Bastard feat. Kelis
- Hustling by Trina
- Slow Motion by Juvenile and Soulja Slim
- Bootylicious by Destiny’s Child
- Get Low by Lil Jon feat. Ying Yang Twins
- Money Maker by Ludacris, Pharrell
- Check On It by Beyonce feat. Bun B and Slim Thug
- Stay Fly by Three 6 Mafia feat. Young Buck and Eightball & MJG
- Country Grammar by Nelly (miss you)
- Big Pimpin’ by Jay-Z feat. UGK
- Icy by Gucci Mane feat. Young Jeezy and Boo
- Hear Me Coming by Yung Joc
- So Fresh, So Clean by OutKast
- Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops!) by Blu Cantrell
- What’s Your Fantasy by Ludacris and Shawnna
- Badd by Ying Yang Twins and Mike Jones
- Work It by Missy Elliott
- Pimpin’ All Over the World by Ludacris and Bobby V.
- Ignition Remix by R. Kelly
- Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal
- What Happened to That Boy by Baby, Clipse
- Milkshake by Kelis
- P-Poppin’ by Ludacris, Shawnna, Lil Fate
- Made You Look by Nas
- Crazy in Love by Beyonce feat. Jay-Z
How I feel about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okPhRS8QUhU
(via adriofthedead)
SO WE GOT TO MEET GAELIC STORM AND PATRICK BROUGHT ME A BEER AND THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME
a selection of photos from last night’s festivities
- jasmine has onion problems
- shabnam’s first alcohol purchase awww
- alex made me a birthday cake…and asked me to prom with it. <3 efficient, creative, and totally SWEET /rimshot
- bucket-o-stuff from jasmine and kayla
- a build-a-bear kitty (stuffed with love, of course) from alex <3 oh, and his name is captain kirk
- cupcakes!!
so yes that was fun
SO ALEX IS LISTENING TO THE EP
AND I’M BEING REALLY EMBARRASSED
AND HE IS SAYING THINGS LIKE
“THAT SONG REMINDS ME OF SHORES OF CALIFORNIA”
AND
“I SHOULD GET AMANDA TO TWEET ABOUT THIS”
AND KSL;DFJKSLA;FJ GOD WHAT A DAYYYYYY
(Source: spacialrebel, via mishaphilia)
